Whipped Lightning, made with love in several flavors by these people. Whipped cream with a lot of alcohol in it isn't necessarily a bad idea on its own, but I'm sharing it with you here because I think it could be an excellent starting point for any number of spectacularly bad ideas. We're here to inspire after all. I'll get you started; If I'm not mistaken, "grain neutral spirits," as it says on the label, is another way of saying pure grain alcohol. May your days be merry and bright.