The Antique Art of Blowing Your Mind With Wood

Call it automata, or mechanical theatre. I just call them the creepy wooden puppets on YouTube. As I am simple, stuff like this makes my head explode. I'm especially absorbed by the ones featuring naked women and eerily lifelike movements. Most of them are the work of some weirdo named Paul Spooner. I prefer not to meet him. Has this stuff been incorporated into a Decemberists video yet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just noticed

The phrase, "you're so cute, I could just eat you with a spoon," is really incredibly creepy.