Since someone should be making money off this blog, it might as well be the people who bring me the greatest amount of entertainment in life: Etsy sellers. Whatever you want, it really is on Etsy. It's like the mall when I was a kid. I don't buy anything. I just hang out. But Etsy has cooler stuff than the mall. I mean, look at this sequined banana from seller StraySquirrels. Or buy it if you have $3.95 burning a hole in your pocket. Can you believe it's only $3.95?