In keeping with the style jag on this blog I decided to post this to preserve it for posterity. If you ever wonder where I get off copping such an attitude, it's because I have the coolest t-shirt of all time and I found it in the trash. I don't wear it out very often because it's getting thin from washing and because I'm afraid people will rip it off me. That, and I was reluctant to reveal the true source of my powers. It's the Nasty Boys shirt. No, you can't have it.