Reader Submissions #2

This bad idea comes from Keri in Las Vegas:

Many moons ago, I was still in high school, and a bunch of friends and I went drinking in Mt Charleston. I drank a bit too much and needed to take a piss. I walked away from the campsite and started peeing on a small hill (the idea, I think, was for the pee to run downhill and avoid getting on my shoes. I was drunk of course, and lost my balance and started tumbling down the hill, mid-stream of peeing. So, I rolled all the way down the hill, with my pants around my ankles, peeing on myself as I rolled down. I made it back to the campsite pantless, covered in mud, pine needles, and my own urine.